May 2013
dorfs:
Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
vvorldwideweb:
i hate when people think youre lying just because you laugh
the teacher puts x+7-9+4 +a on the board and tells...
laugh-addict:
and so the teacher went…
shalrath:
reblog if youre not a noob (must not be a noob to reblog this)
me at school: omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
me at home:
Watchassiest:
I FOUND IT OH MY GOD
buttgenie:
sending people nice anonymous messages and watching them get really happy about it is my favorite thing to do on this website
couturierer:
if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
doctor: so what kind of birth control are you using?
me: my appearance
me: and if that fails, my back up is my shitty personality
baboushkat:
the optician asked me how many hours i spend on my laptop yesterday and i really quietly said “10-14” and she said “pardon?” 4 times
yesimbeyonce:
me at your funeral
